So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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