Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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