im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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