chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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