How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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