Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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