Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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