it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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