i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
