just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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