you would pick up someone in the library
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
my being single is dangerous.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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