is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
love makes seman taste better
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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