I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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