your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
There's always time for handjobs
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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