her vagine was all disorganized.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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