we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
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