i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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