alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
We are two peas in an std pod
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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