The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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