ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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