But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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