Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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