he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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