told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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