Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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