i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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