So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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