I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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