He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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