At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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