First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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