You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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