soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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