what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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