dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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