Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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