And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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