You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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