i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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