We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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