Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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