Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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