normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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