There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Holy shit dude........stairs
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