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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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