You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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