32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
We left an ass print on the piano.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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