His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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