Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize