He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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