i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
My liver just had a heart attack.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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