ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
