Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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