Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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