seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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