he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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